Thank You to my Patreon Supporters


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Avery Glitch
Lyzzi “Jink” Jayne
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Additional Thank Yous

Kay Fedewa

Best friend and beta-reader.

Clint Pereira

Emotional support and beta-reader

Ash “Carni” Wagner

Flatter and beta-reader

Marissa “OmniWitch” Smith

Without you, I’m not sure John and Jack would’ve even been a thing. Your contributions live in Jack’s scarf.

Kelly Turnbull

If you can do it, I can do it too.